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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers? Putin on the Ritz~"
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"Your Momma is so stupid she put sand paper on the bottom of her wheelchair, talk'n bout she a ruff rider."
"Anytime I see a motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic and performing tricks I always root for the pavement"
"Why did the dorito feel left out? Cause he didn't chip in!"
"I can guess what state you are from with a single question! What state are you from?"
"Lawyers have feelings too.. ...allegedly."
"What do you call a black man on the moon?... A problem. 2 black men on the moon? A bigger problem. All the black men on the moon? Problem solved!"
"What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? Yours."
"Where do Neanderthals shop? Cave-mart."
"Q: What do you call a monster snake that works for the government? A: A civil serpent."