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Joke of the Day

"Experiment: text your parents ""got 2 grams for $40"" then right after ""Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you"" Then tweet pic of their response."

"What's the difference between a crab with a boob job and a dirty bus station? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station."

"What do you call a hooker's fart? ... ... A Prosti- Toot!"

"What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction."

"Apparantly there is a term for Baywatch actors in their midlife crisis. It's called the Hoff-time show."

"Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck? Because he put in a little extra clovertime."

"Keep calm and text a random number...""I'm pregnant"""

"What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."

"I can't find my Camel, it's gone! It's camelflage was too good"

"There's a type of bee that after it stings you, you pass out and it tries to have sex with you. It's a Cos-Bee."