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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a shotgun make? Kurt Kurt Cobain"
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"My 11 year old dumped his girlfriend because she was too ""sassy."" So I'm guessing my days are numbered."
"How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day? F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)"
"The thing that frightens me the most about being brutally murdered is having Nancy Grace screeching about the details of it on primetime tv."
"I asked a guy what his favorite movie was earlier today. And it was not Paul Blart: Mall Cop"
"I tried to change my password to 14days... The computer said it was two week."
"Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you."
"A banker broke up with his girlfriend... He lost interest."
"Being a vegan makes no sence. My food is vegan so I dont have to be. Edit: Sense"
"Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looked at them and said, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion per passenger is allowed."""