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Joke of the Day
"I still remember when airlines gave you two choices; smoking, and chain smoking."
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"What is the cheapest cut of meat on a deer? The balls, cause they're under a buck."
"What do you call a roaming caveman? A meanderthal"
"Just got a houseplant. Can't wait til it grows a house."
"In America they have stand up comedy... In the Balkans we have Sit Down Tragedy."
"Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you."
"Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52"
"The Arabic door to door salesman was being rude to me So I Salaamed the door in his Fez"
"ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: To propagate authoritarianism and generate revenue for the state? Cop: Besides that."