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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees? Courtney."
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"[job interview] You sure you know what it means to be a real estate developer? [i picture myself yelling at a building to try harder] Yes"
"There is a drink called sandy It's a watered down manhattan."
"My trainer suggested I get a tennis ball to message my back. I got it, but it just sits there. How do you make it go?"
"What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost."
"Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely."
"We put a man on the moon yet we still keep using the same dated scientific progress analogy."
"So, the mad scientist duo finally succeeded And the universe was destroyed by a pair o' docs"
"If the Discovery Channel's new show 'Naked And Afraid' isn't about Mormon honeymoons, I'm not interested."
"Cross country skiing gets you in great shape in case you ever get sent to jail and have to give simultaneous hand jobs to two guys at once"