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Joke of the Day
"What does an Arab do after riding his camel? He has a cigarette!"
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"What is the primary job of an alligator? ...make allegations"
"What's the difference between your job and your wife? Nobody does your job for you when you're out"
"Why is ship tapered Why is shit tapered? So you're asshole doesn't slam shut. (I was watching my dog take a dump yesterday and this old joke came to mind)"
"Cannibalism is a real thrill Nail-biting from start to finish."
"When you start trying to pick out names for a baby, you realize how many jerks you know with different names."
"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side..."
"What's better than a rose on your piano? Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)"
"Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes it's very newt tricious!"
"How do you seduce a fat woman? PIece of cake."