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Joke of the Day

"[Walks in on girlfriend on death bed] ME: [Crying] this can't be happening GRIM REAPER: Dude, I can explain. She totally came on to me"

"For Christmas my mum bought me a t-shirt saying, ""I'm a nudist."" I haven't worn it yet."

"Why did Willow Smith whip her hair? Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink out of that little thing?"

"Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says ""I don't know"" and you have put ""Me neither""!"

"My social outings consist of the ""maybe attending"" events I never attend on Facebook."

"What do you call Tinder for an amputee? Timber"

"my ex-wife still misses me but her aim is getting better!! joaje"

"The Jewish Dad A Jewish kid asks his dad for $50. His dad replies ""$40?! What the hell do you need $30 for?!"""

"What does Wonder Woman call foreplay? Amazon Prime."