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Joke of the Day
"Why did Willow Smith whip her hair? Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance"
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"My buddies and I were running a train on this German girl I had to keep telling her there were only 8 of us."
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"What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"I had a friend who was right handed but left footed... But he's all right now..."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em."