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Joke of the Day
"Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow? (Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both ""dead."""
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"What have the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' got in common? Icy dead people."
"When you wear a cardigan for the very first time it's just called a card"
"Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women. But unfortunately most of them spit it out."
"How do Batman's parents call him to dinner? They don't; they're dead."
"LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: ""fossils fuels cause global warming"" ""billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"""
"Adults with big round heads have kids with big round heads so for god sakes please try to date outside your head shape."
"What happens when Trump makes a meme? it goes dankrupt."
"Kids these days don't give a fuck about acid They're all about that base. Credit to /u/Assorted_Jellymemes"
"PSA: Always tip your prostitutes. Small tips are fine. That's what they get paid for."