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Joke of the Day

"Food service workers should be completely hairless at all times."

"What's the difference in jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat!"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just 2."

"I was going to make a terrific joke about a bank... ..but then I lost interest."

"In what town lives the mathematician who can only multiply by two? Dublin."

"My dick was once in the Guinness book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."

"Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on."

"Alright Ralphs, here's the deal: you replace people with automated cashiers, I replace paying with stealing produce."

"Son: Dad, is cousin Billy a mosquito? Me: In Alabama? S: Yeah. M: Of course not. Why do you ask? S: Mom said he was the product of insects."

"Gardening I was gardening the other day when my older brother rang to ask if I wanted to hang out. I promptly said yes because you know what they say, bros before hose."