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Joke of the Day
"Whats that over there? I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue"
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"I keep graphic, full frontal nude pictures of myself on my cell phone in case anyone ever hacks it. That'll teach 'em. Can't unsee that."
"Pavlov walks into a bar. Ivan Pavlov walks into a bar. The bartender rings the bell for last drinks, and he thinks ""shit - I forgot to feed the dog"""
"Why did they skip Windows 9? Because 7 8 9!"
"How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be? Use LED based paint."
"Cows What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Donald Trump"
"A dog will never borrow money from you, and that's why he's man's best friend."
"A Bitter Army Veteran storms into a classroom and shouts ""If it weren't for me you'd all be speaking German!"" ""That's right"" replies the German teacher."
"I shall plucketh thine eyes from ye skull and make kebobs but with bendy straws instead of skewers cuz those are dangerous"
"Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because its worth it!"