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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference? What's the difference between jam and jelly? I CANT JELLY MY COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!"

"Sorry I hacked your e-cig. You've actually been vaping a dead bird for a month."

"I'm sorry and I apologize are the same thing... Unless it's at a funeral."

"Went to dinner with a recovering alcoholic vegan who just quit smoking. Everything entering or leaving my mouth was offensive #WorstDateEver"

"Did you hear about the pillow factory that blew up last week? There was a big panic at first, but it's all settled down now."

"What is the difference between most of these jokes on this sub and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."

"A man sitting in a publisher's office has his memoir turned down for a third time... He sighed and said ""story of my life."""

"Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now? One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years."

"I went on a tour of a soap factory last week. I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me."

"I really like passive aggressive people I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all."