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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the joke in /r/science? [+][deleted] 5 hours ago"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below: Still sucks."

"There were two muffins in an oven... One muffin said to the other, ""Boy, it's sure hot in here!"" The other muffin screamed ""AHHHH!!! A talking muffin!!!!!!!"""

"Why can trains go for longer than cars? Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems."

"If the secret ingredient in Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte was the tears of underprivileged children, white people would still drink it."

"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you."

"I'm finally going to do something about my alcoholism I'm going to pour out all the booze in my house. One shot at a time."

"Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory."

"Did you see the video of the guy making out with the lady with the Zika Virus? Yeah, apparently it went viral. I know this is awful, but my coworkers laughed... so I got that going for me."