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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the joke in /r/science? [+][deleted] 5 hours ago"
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"I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories."
"OF COURSE IT'S A GENUINE BEETHOVEN! Look at those brush strokes, the stunning use of colour."
"cop: the perp was found with red paint on his fingers, so i guess you could say he was caught.. *looks at camera* why is there a camera here"
"Fact: Children can hear at a higher frequency than adults. How no one has developed an effective child-repellant yet is beyond me."
"Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorus and am I a proportioned tiny wooden stick? Because we're a match!"
"How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb? NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)"
"Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 3-year-old: A monster truck. I don't think insurance is going to cover that surgery."
"I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you."
"What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies? A swallow"