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Joke of the Day

"Two soldiers are in a tank... ...one turns to the other and says, ""blubblublbublub""."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? The prostitute can wash their crack and sell it again."

"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A rip off"

"I decided to put some ketchup in my eyes... ...but in Heinzsight, it wasn't a good idea."

"Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out."

"A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse... ...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a ""gru dich."""

"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !"

"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? Their, they're, there."

"Vegan ribs are actually delicious! The hardest part is hunting down the vegan."

"9 out of 10 dentists agree: golf is a fantastic way to avoid raising your children."