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Joke of the Day

"The gang's all here A horse, a blonde, a redneck, a priest, a rabbi, and the president all walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"""

"Read out loud for full affect * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there"" * ""I eat mop"" * ""I eat mop who"" * *que laughter Gets em every time"

"What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? A pool table."

"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry Vegans... ...don't worry about it. They're too weak to hurt you."

"Worried sick about America's billionaires, you guys"

"So I talked to a prostitute that was a prophet today... She told me that I would succeed. EDIT: A religion flair?"

"How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy? A shocked Tano."

"Never look at the guy riding a unicycle, you're giving him what he wants"

"How do I submit a joke? Do I hand my life in?"

"What is the difference between a chorus line and a circus?"