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Joke of the Day
"It was 180 degrees went I went out for my run today... ...so I turned around and went back inside."
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"I just invented a new word: plagiarism."
"About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""You read my mind, buddy."""
"I'm a slow runner unless I think I left my phone unlocked in the next room, in which case I'm Usain Bolt."
"People are saying that the Kardashians think Khloe's new boyfriend doesn't love her. They think he's simply using her to be famous or as they put it, ""Welcome to the family."""
"ok honey, you're going to love this movie. all you need to know is that ""robocop"" is short for ""robot cop"""
"What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most? M'Kay"
"Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun? Because they're not real."
"On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... ...how much do you like kids?"