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Joke of the Day

"In the very first line of the song, Pitbull claims he works very hard. He then rhymes ""Kodak"" with ""Kodak."""

"When I was born god asked me if I wanted a good memory or a huge wiener. I can't remember what I picked..."

"How do you communicate with a fish? Drop him a line."

"Let's vote the pool water off that celebrity diving show."

"About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection."

"In the political correctness of 2017, is it still ok to call my wife the ""ol ball and chain""? Or is that rude to the ball and chain?"

"Hear about the Donald's ""high energy"" masturbation kit? Tweezers and a magnifying glass."

"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? ... a cuCUMber."

"I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor, or just an awkward guy who keeps wandering onto film sets and does his best to fit in."

"I met a guy from Seattle on the chairlift when skiing today... I asked him if he wanted to do a run and he replied, ""No thanks, I'll pass."""