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Joke of the Day

"In the very first line of the song, Pitbull claims he works very hard. He then rhymes ""Kodak"" with ""Kodak."""

"Why do businesses move to India? Because they worship prophets!"

"People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society."

"*pets a skeleton* u used to b a baby"

"Why is my father so abusive? Beats me"

"I swear I just troll-dadded this on the spot when my daughter asked... ""Dad, what's a preposition?"" ""A preposition is a word that you never, ever end a sentence with."""

"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

"Jesus said unto John, ""Come fourth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster."

"My finger broke through the toilet paper so I dunked my hand in liquid nitrogen and shattered it with a hammer."

"Told my mom I hit 1200 Twitter followers. She pointed out how my brother owns a house and I'm wanted by several collection agencies. Oh ma!"