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Joke of the Day

"Promoting a film with ""From the producers of..."" is like advertising a sandwich with the words ""From the supermarket that also sells jam""."

"As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice."

"[request] Having a hard time remembering a joke. Please help. A guy goes to a doctor. The punch line is said in a really surprised tone ""THE DOCTOR WAS A WOMAN!"" Thank you in advance."

"Breaking News: Video has been arrested today & charged with the 1st degree murder of Radio Star."

"A man fought off a polar bear yesterday using only his cell phone... it was probably a blackberry. The bear was so disgusted he just left."

"Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers? They're all too afraid of change."

"What does Santa do to dragons? He ""sleighs"" them."

"choose one to drop: 1. acid 2. bass 3. out of college 4. the assault charges 5. that thun thun thun"

"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze!"

"*slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*"