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Joke of the Day
"Breaking News: Video has been arrested today & charged with the 1st degree murder of Radio Star."
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"How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house? It has a recognizable gait"
"If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex... Would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?"
"I don't want to sound ignorant, but if I can't understand something, then it's stupid and I hate it."
"I saw a report that teen pregnancy is falling.... But child obesity is rising. Just proves no one wants to fuck a fatty."
"Out of order. How does a time traveler tell jokes?"
"My wife hasn't said a word to me in 6 days. What's even better is, she thinks it's punishment."
"You know what they say about not arguing with stupid... People on the outside might not be able to tell the difference, so go ahead and delete all your liberal friends on facebook."
"Life is like a penis, loose and hanging freely. Until a woman comes along and makes it hard."
"What do you call a nomadic neanderthal? A meanderthal."