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Joke of the Day

"I'm really conflicted about abortion. I support killing babies, but I don't support giving women a choice."

"Username goes to the store. He buys three oranges and goes to the till. Username checks out."

"What makes a great pizza joke? It's all in the delivery."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! Aaand I'm out"

"Why is Donald Trump a good candidate? Because if he was bad he'd be a CANTdidate."

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral."

"I'm making a fortune promoting home security systems The pitch is easy. All I do is say ""Good morning"". At 3am whilst sitting on the end of their bed."

"I've just been reading about this toddler in China who fell eight stories out of a window. Apparently he was caught by a woman walking by. The kid was fine, and he was back in work the following day."

"Why does the new French navy have glass bottom ships? So they can see the old French navy."

"Why was the neighbor mad at the Mars rover speeding around her neighborhood? Because Curiosity killed her cat"