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Joke of the Day
"What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !"
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"I've reached the age where if I see a wet T-shirt contest, I worry the girls might catch cold."
"Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"My cell phone fell in the pool...now I know what it feels like to have someone you love drown."
"birthday card As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said "" One would've done"""
"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic"
"When Montell Jordan introduces you to his friends, but your name sounds like a title to one of his songs... ""This is Howie Dewitt!"""
"Is that a tongue ring? No... my mouth is just liftin weights"
"I went on a date with a girl called simile... But I don't know what I metaphor."
"How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed."