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Joke of the Day
"What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles."
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"Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up."
"I bought a fleshlight Because fuck it."
"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."
"""I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth! Never to be said to an evil genius... ever."
"What does Reddit and fat people have in common? A LOT of people don't like them right now"
"A guard is patrolling when he sees something moving in the bushes.... ""Who's in there?!"" He yells He gets a reply ""jean-claude van damme"" All 4 of you,get out!"
"ME: nice fanny pack u weirdo KANGAROO: *puts phone in pouch, pulls out a knife* ME: holy shit"
"How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children? Because he's not apparent."
"What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer? Finding out it's curable."