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Joke of the Day
"What does Reddit and fat people have in common? A LOT of people don't like them right now"
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"Just found out my birthday is the same day I was born... Life is crazy..."
"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
"When people tell me, ""It's easy as Pi"" I tell them that they're being irrational"
"Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 50 seconds. Poor guy."
"Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I've done the maths. I am immortal."
"What does Santa listen to while delivering presents? sleigh-er"
"If I ever go missing,,, I hope they put my photo on bottles of OCD medication, cuz you know those people won't stop looking."
"Did you hear about all the bears that got laid off from Chanel 6? (xpost /r/BearJokes) Turns out they were bad news bears."
"""What were you before you came to school boys and girls?"" asked the teacher hoping that someone would say ""babies."" She was disappointed when all the children cried out ""Happy!"""