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Joke of the Day

"I'm old school when it comes to video games and by that I mean I turn into a senior citizen who yells ""which one am I?"" every 30 seconds."

"What is the most common pickup line in a gay bar? Can I push in your stool?"

"How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ? The cotton in her tampon is picked"

"You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler) A democratic senator from Kentucky."

"There are 2 things that I absolutely hate: The first is racism And the second is sitting next to a black in the bus."

"Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now? Because it was popular in California 10 years ago."

"I'll never understand why anyone would want to kidnap a child, kids suck."

"What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you."

"What's the one thing that's worse than putting the punchline in the title?"

"Harry Potter Yo Mama jokes... Yo Mama's so fat.. ...when she orders butter beer she says ""hold the beer."""