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Joke of the Day

"I recently found a girl using Chaturbate to play games and get tips. The other she was extra chatty.. If I wanted to watch girls pretend to play, I would go to Twitch."

"i feel like this year's fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh."

"Worst trigonometry joke I know. Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse."

"astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day"

"I just opened an express clothing alteration business. It's called Tailor Swift."

"The Indian baking festival was kind of a bust. It was a naan event."

"Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!"

"5 years ago today I asked the girl of my dreams to go out with me. Today, I asked her to get married... She said no both times. ;("

"It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that's just for the alcohol."