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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened to the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He's dead."

"What do you call breads ability to smell? ... Naan sense!"

"Last time I saw my boyfriend he was getting on a plane to Helsinki. You might say he vanished into Finnair."

"So one sperms says to the other sperm.. NSFW ""How long til we get to the ovaries?"" . The other sperm replies, ""hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"""

"What is Iron Man's favorite month? FE-bruary Thanks :D"

"9yr old poured milk on the cat. When I asked why he said ""He's thirsty and likes to lick himself."" I couldn't argue with that."

"Why is Bud light kinda like making love on a canoe? Because it's like fucking close to water."

"I met a Muslim biker once... He was the Sergeant at harams"

"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."

"if carrots could get you drunk.... rabbits would be fucked up."