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Joke of the Day
"It's not illegal to tell a ghost story when a cop shines a flashlight in your face"
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"Two scientists walk into a bar... ...The first one says: ""I'll have some H2O"" The second one says: ""I'll have some water too"" The first scientist got angry because his assassination attempt failed."
"Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic"
"I stayed up all night... Trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia"
"If you were a hot chick. You probably just hatched!"
"Did you know Joe Montana and his brother have more super bowl wins than the Manning brothers? And Joe Montana doesn't even have a brother!"
"So, my Doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating... I asked ""Why?"" and she replied, ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"4 out of 5 dentists agree u should not be going to 5 diferent dentists. it is important to have one dentist who knows ur dental history"
"Why does it smell of tires? There are two black people fighting."
"People who make the fundamental attribution error... ...gonna attribute my hating to my being a hater."