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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Joe Montana and his brother have more super bowl wins than the Manning brothers? And Joe Montana doesn't even have a brother!"

"What's the fat person's favourite football club? KFC."

"A termite walked into a bar and asked, ""Is the bartender here?"""

"I would. What kind of idiot would put the punchline in the title?"

"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, He said ""here's a picture of me when I was younger."" I responded ""Every picture is of you when you were younger."" -Mitch Hedberg"

"Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn"

"Why did (do?) cavemen drag their women by the hair? if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud."

"How do Jews celebrate Christmas? They put parking meters on the roof"

"My friend told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today. ""Really!?"" I asked. ""No,"" she replied, ""April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."" That'll teach her to try to be funny..."

"I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania... ...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia. ~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~"