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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Joe Montana and his brother have more super bowl wins than the Manning brothers? And Joe Montana doesn't even have a brother!"

"There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod."

"How do you make an archaeologist blush? Give them a dirty tampon and ask them what period is this from."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels."

"shout out to old people for graduating high school without google"

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"What do you call it when a comedian falls back on childish humor simply to avoid complete failure? Pun-ting"

"At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training? Tuna half."

"What car does Jesus drive? A Christler I'm so sorry..."

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Baa dum tssssss"