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Joke of the Day

"If you were a hot chick. You probably just hatched!"

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"I don't care how polite your sign is, i'm flushing the toilet paper."
"What does a gay horse eat? Dick you idiot."
"Morse code is like taking a shower with black guys and asian Long short long long long short long short short"
"Why was the sacajawea coin made? because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth."
"What did the young boy say to the pedophile who's dick was soft? Nothing, he died choking on cum."
"Why do Mexicans not take Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on the same day? Because they have to give the donkey a break at some point."
"What kind of tumors do tough guys get? Heman-giomas"
"Well...well...well Welcome to stutter class"
"My Persian friend and I were having lunch... But something came up and I had Tehran."