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Joke of the Day
"Why does it smell of tires? There are two black people fighting."
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"I'm not the kind of girl to get mad and throw a drink in your face....that's wasteful. I'd drink it first and then glass you."
"Mirror mirror on the wall. Forget the fairest. Who would you fuck?"
"What's that one room zombies can never enter? the LIVING room"
"A joke about Reddit's censorship policy. <removed>"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its life is a joke."
"Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder"
"Leonardo's Solution to ""The Da Vinci Code"" ""Sibble. Stay id bed, dreeg pluddy ub fludes, taig eggstra Zinc ed Vidabid-C."""
"Did you hear about the engineer who was trying to truncate a table? They say his technique was cutting-edge"
"What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Bi son (dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)"