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Joke of the Day
"Why does it smell of tires? There are two black people fighting."
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"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
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"My Favorite Native American Joke Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke? Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke!"
"Most Fascinating Part of the Body I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body but then i realized ""pssssh, look what's telling me that"""
"What does an uncircumcised gangster say?.. ""I cum from the hood"""
"The other day a clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester."