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Joke of the Day

"If you're a girl on twitter and you have no pictures of yourself, I'm automatically assuming you're a cat that learned to use a computer."

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"A new Zealand joke Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses? They saw what happened to the sheep"
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