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Joke of the Day
"Why are most politicians in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate."
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"During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors"
"Why was 10 scared? ... because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)"
"[elementary school] BULLY: gimme your lunch money ME: no B: *grabs me by shirt* I said give it M: ok but this has to stop I'm your teacher"
"What's the grossest number? 6.9 because it's a 69 with a period in the middle."
"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations."
"What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !"
"When I say ""It's a long story,"" it doesn't mean it's actually a long story. It means I just don't want to tell you."
"Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!"
"What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails? They're just alternate fax."