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Joke of the Day

"Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9? Because 7 ate(8) 9!"

"How is Donald Trump going to improve American produce? He is going to make American grapes again."

"I hate those p*nis enhancement emails. I got 10 today. What really hurt my feelings was 8 of them were from my girlfriend."

"My son just told me he wouldn't kill baby Hitler b/c of what that would do to the space program. Not 100% sure if he's a Nazi or just a nerd"

"I just got fired for looking up clown videos on my lunch break. My boss didn't buy that ""Lisa Ann gets creampied"" is a clown video"

"A pedo, an alcoholic, and a priest walk in to a bar. And that's just the first guy."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"I have determined that the origin of monkeys on earth must be Neptune... ...because it is the ape planet in our solar system!"

"""Shotgun!"" I yell as I push past the others and climb into the seat. I am subsequently escorted from the airplane."

"NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A ROBBERY! *other robber looks over at me* dude no you can move. We talked about this. Get the money"