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Joke of the Day
"Why did the broom take a nap? It was sweepy. ಠ\_ಠ"
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"What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !"
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"I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos"
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"Did you hear about the Vatican's new navy? It's the latest in Christian warship."