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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the discounts at Darth Maul? I heard they're going to cut the sales by half"
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"A woman flashed her tits at me today.... I just sat there and giggled like a school boy. Then she said to me "" will you stop mucking around and check this lump, doctor."""
"What do colors say when they laugh? Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue"
"You heard about the first woman to ever die of a marijuana overdose? She was giving Snoop Dogg a rim job and he farted."
"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"
"Please pray for girls everywhere who are getting a ""What's up"" text right now Be strong. Don't answer. Eat ice cream."
"How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...2, but how'd they get in there."
"3 unwritten rules of life: 1. 2. 3."
"Did you hear about the nun who only made her clothes out of rags she found on the street? She had a very odd habit."
"What kind of music does a printer make? A paper jam."