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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor? My erection."
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"New cardboard AIDS test if your skin is darker than a piece of cardboard you probably have AIDS."
"[holding baby] haha oh whoa i thought he'd be slimey but he's really dry"
"A man walks up to a juice bar... There's no punch line."
"How many times does 43 go into 9? The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*."
"The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch."
"Someone tried to touch my ass without my permission. Safe to say, I'm not letting anyone on my farm again."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave till it's Bill Withers."
"saw your mum at the supermarket buying vaseline & cucumbers & nothing else, no wonder your dad died if that what she puts in sandwiches"
"I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight."