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Joke of the Day

"I taught myself to stop using filler words like ""um"" [weather channel in the background] ""Chance of rain today is 40%"" Better grab my brella"

"A Man has a strange disorder. Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee. He really can pore the coffee."

"What kind of joke do peeping Toms like? In-ya-window"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ? Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !"

"Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems."

"Why does Nessie never come out of the water? People keep on calling it's photoshoots fake and gay."

"""Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine."""

"My dad told me that the future was in my hands Didn't know that the future was 9 inches long"

"Put the punchline before the setup. What's the best way to ruin any joke?"

"I hate when I can't remember if my wife and I are in love or fighting. So, I'm like a minesweeper in the mornings."