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Joke of the Day
"When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch? When the big hand touches the little one."
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"Mom and Dad said I was bad for putting a cell phone in my vagina but I don't know why. I always come when I'm called."
"All-Girls High School ""The number one most commonly used phrase in any all-girls high school is 'behind my back!' The second most common is 'right to my face!'"" - Celia Pacquola"
"Take my daughter once, shame on you. Take her twice, shame on me. Take her 3 times, and you're ruining the franchise."
"If any Americans still feel like emigrating to Canada, can you please bring up some Thanksgiving leftovers?"
"If you had one match to light a kerosene lamp, fire place, wood-burning stove Which do you light first? The match"
"Just overheard the phrase, ""pregnant with a baby,"" and secretly wondered what the other options were."
"Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. ""You guys look like dumb idiots lol"" says one Chinese guy"
"I'm always ready with my mallet when sewer workers poke their head up from under a manhole."
"I don't like referencing not et al."