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Joke of the Day

"A criminal tried to escape federal jurisdiction by running across the southern border, but then he had a sudden realization.. He was in Tasmania"

"How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly? Electro cute"

"My friend and I were finally able to laugh off how competitive we are with each other. But I laughed harder."

"Women I sleep with get so weird when I ask them to sign the guestbook."

"How is Donald Trump related to this post? They're both jokes."

"I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )"

"What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match."

"Growing up is watching your parents morph from superheroes to ordinary people just trying to figure stuff out."

"Girl, I like you so much, I might even let you hold my phone....some day, while its locked"

"What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach? A dead one... "