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Joke of the Day

"Doctor said I had kidney failure. I asked ""How can that be? I am an adult, I have adult knees."""

"YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE ON NITROUS OXIDE .... NO :-p"

"Documentary I just finished watching a documentary on time machines. That's 3 hours of my life I'll probably get back."

"Why don't chicken coops have Four doors? because then they would be Chicken sedans"

"""i like a woman that's loud in the bedroom"" *wife smashes a bulldozer through the bedroom wall with 2 air horns blaring* ""damn i love you"""

"What's a Mexican's favourite letter? C. LOL! I heard this at work today, top fucking bantz!"

"My lawyer friend loves board games... ...but he has been sad lately, ever since he started that Risk-free 30-day trial."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute? The looks on their faces while you're nailing them."

"What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks."

"The Most Dangerous Place on the Planet! Those BASTARDS!!! It's a [death trap](http://www.savagemill.com/wp-content/uploads/StoreFront_HandsOfTime.jpg)..."