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Joke of the Day

"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing... they fast."

"Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg? Because he got cold feet."

"Batman threw Two-Face at my car, and now it has a Harvey Dent"

"Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested? www.filopedia.org"

"To smell good while aboard the ISS, astronauts wear ... Old Space."

"Where do you see yourself in 10 years? In a mirror."

"It's confusing for me too, but I don't need your money so you're going to have to be a nice guy if this is going to work out."

"There's no one worse than the first person to give a standing ovation in a crowd forcing everyone else to get up and clap."

"Nomenclature is important when courting a lady. For example, ""feminine scent"" and ""feminine odor"" are perceived differently. You're welcome."

"I'm not afraid of the Bermuda triangle or any triangle really. Even played at its most aggressive it's just not a threatening instrument."