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Joke of the Day
"Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single."
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"Why did the pirate date the mermaid? He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty."
"As I was leaving the club last night . . . . . . A male stripper suggestively swiveled his banana hammock in my direction. I'm flattered, but it was still kind of a dick move."
"Sometimes I tell myself that everything that I've been through in life is totally worth it. Then I laugh hysterically."
"A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because ... he got nothing to 'look' forward. Well, let just say that I 'see' his point......Ba Dum Tss!!!"
"What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like: Mike Hunt Dixie Normous Ivana fukalot ect"
"I guess that is what a Brazilian wax feels like."
"Pick Up Chinese Girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Salmon"
"What kind of underwear do old people wear? ...Depends."