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Joke of the Day

"Why do women find Christian Grey so appealing? Beats me."

"Stop smiling so big in every photo of you. You can't be that happy all the time. Smile like a normal person who isn't a raging psychopath"

"A man was arrested for having sex with a virgin He was charged with breaking and entering."

"What type of punch hurts kids the most? A sandy hook"

"How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? Giraffe."

"""Hey can you take our picture?"" ME: yea sure *takes picture* ME: wait sorry, The Flash was turned on THE FLASH: *blushing in the background*"

"[Sahara desert] Me: *shares canteen* Companion: *holds it to his mouth but nothing comes out* Me: it's ketchup, you have to wait a bit."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked."

"What do you call white on the top and black at the bottom? Society."

"Did you hear what happened to the man who ate too much spaghetti? He pasta way."