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Joke of the Day
"Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks."
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"Dad: I'm so hungry. Me: Hi, so hungry I'm son! *Dad turns head very slowly* [camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]"
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"Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone."
"How do Italian Jews like their bread? With-a matzah holes in it."
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"So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview. Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's talent?"
"What do you call Bob Marley when he wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes"
"Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet? He was looking for pooh."
"Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention? It does not help to imagine people in their underwear."