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Joke of the Day
"What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !"
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"Aww, c'mon! Let me crack your baby's knuckles."
"General Lee didn't have kids? A parent Lee not."
"I just walked past White Hart Lane and found 3 Spurs season tickets nailed to a wall. I thought of having them. Nails always come in handy."
"Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."
"I went to that restaurant you said I had to try. It fucking sucked."
"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASABI!!!"
"I've lost my boyfriend! He's in one of these browser tabs, somewhere."
"What do you call a stable poop? Sturdy."
"What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine? They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen."