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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? a PILOT, you fucking racist!"
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"Chief: You're the WORST cop in the department! Hand over your gun and badge! Me: *realising I left both in my son's crib* Uhhhhh...."
"After 2 divorces, I gave up on that 'dream girl' shit long ago. At this point, if she has no outstanding warrants, I'll talk to her..."
"How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ? You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction."