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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? a PILOT, you fucking racist!"

"People are like snowflakes. When they pile up on my car windshield, it's difficult to drive."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way"

"At grandma's. Which means this morning I woke up at 8:45am and was still greeted with, ""Look who's finally up. We thought you were dead!"""

"What did the man say to his penis when it offered him a fight? Come on then you *little squirt*!"

"I was going to have a life but then twitter happened."

"Why is camping so much fun? It's intense!"

"You know why cops aren't on the streets of NYC right now? Because when it's white, they leave it the fuck alone"

"Tatum is Latin for potato. Channing is from ancient times when someone brilliant was ""The Chan"". So Channing Tatum is a brilliant potato."

"What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend. "