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Joke of the Day
"Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business."
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"How do you make a 6 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear."
"Idea! Tiny headphones for pigeons who are self-conscious about their head bopping & want to make it look like they're listening to music."
"WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS?? INFLATION!"
"You're the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job."
"A black guy a Mexican and a Jew walk in to a bar The bartender says ""what is this a fucking joke?"""
"Did you hear about the fugitive midget psychic? He's a small medium at large."
"JUDITH! FETCH MY EVIL PLAN GLASSES! *2 hours later has organised a small festival* Dammit Judith, these are my party planning glasses!"
"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a wall? My dick while doing it."
"I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here for karma I still do, but I used to as well"