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Joke of the Day
"I wasn't able to apply for a job in the Endoscopy unit... ... it was internal application only."
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"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory... but you couldn't park anywhere near the place. [credit to Stephen Wright]"
"What's the name of NASA's launch button? The ""Space Bar"""
"As an introvert, I love my wife. *wifi"
"A priest, a rabbi, a man with a monkey, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar... The bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"""Dad, are they allowed to put two people in the same grave?"" ""I don't think so, son. Why do you ask?"" ""Because that headstone over there says, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"""
"""Don't kill it!"" my friend pleaded for a spider's life inside. So I carefully trapped it in a cup, brought it outside, then stomped on it."
"Why do asian parents give their children short names? More time on tests."
"why do i wish my lawn was an emo ? SO it would cut itself"
"At first I thought maybe HBO had another vampire show. Then I realized that's just what Steve Buscemi really looks like."