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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number."

"Just a regular day in bank One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance so I pushed her over..!"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It can't come to you anyway."

"When I hear commercials say ""win a trip for you and six friends"" I start counting to see if I have six friends."

"Amazon's Prime Day"

"What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour? A frog in the blender"

"For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below: Still sucks."

"The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier"

"A kid goes up to his dad with a question... ""Dad, can I ask you something?"" ""Of course."" ""You and mom are both white, but I'm black. Why?"" ""That party was so wild, it's a wonder you don't bark."""

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!"