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Joke of the Day

"What's the Difference Between A Condom and Your Mother? A condom wasn't on my dick last night."

"The director of EA walks into a bar *Download the punchline for only 4.99* Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind Redditor!"

"*strips naked* ""Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"" Cops: he knows we can see him from this side, right?"

"What sexual position... Do you not want your new girlfriend to ask you put her in? The fetal position."

"Breaking news: Trump has fallen into a wishing well. I am as surprised as you are. I had no idea they actually worked."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer."

"What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea? Nah. I'ma stay."

"RIP evaporated water.... ...You will be mist"

"Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery? He wanted to keep his spirits high."

"My wife gets crazy when it comes to sex. I've had it with her."